Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.”

from now on…

whenever i see one of those “guess how many jellybeans in the jar” contests, i’m going to enter and make note of the correct number of jellybeans, even if i lose. that way, if time travel is ever invented, i’ll be set for life…

I WANT TO SEE THE BAD MAN FLY!

I WANT TO SEE THE BAD MAN FLY!

so, this has been stuck in my head all week…

oh, and this happened last night too…

wow — awesome shot of the staal game-winner from the goalie cam.

wow — awesome shot of the staal game-winner from the goalie cam.

“6.6 seconds” the latest entry into the ny sports lexicon canon (fittingly, i’ve probably watched this goal about 66 times since last night).

summer concert season has officially begun…

well, this is just about the greatest thing ever (minus the fact that i’m a knicks fan).

“because she breathed, i breathe…”

“because she breathed, i breathe…”

holy crap.  this looks hysterical.